Nigel's Wednesday
Last day at work today. Lunchtime run sacrificed for drinks for the condemned man.
- porridge oats with water [3]
- pint of London Pride [2 units]
- crayfish and rocket sandwich [4]
- 3 custard creams [7]
- 2 pints of Grolsh [4 units]
- rare steak, chips and spinach [10]
- 3 glasses of red [3 units]
Total, 24 GIPS, 7 more units.
posted by Nigel at 10:33 AM
2 Comments:
nige, i make that 26 units of booze in the last three days, thass v.bad you know, think of your future happiness, you don't want to be lying in a hospital ward with tubes up yir nose whilst your pretty wife prays yir liver transplant is a success, now, do you
I say give the man a break, it's not every day he'll be getting married, is it?...you enjoy yirself Nige, forget the tight fitting strides, the bulging shirt front, the tight erse and double chin. You have the rest of your life to loose the weight you've been piling on these last few days. you. fat. cunt.
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